MAD MUSINGS

--Every time the Sierra Club kills a domestic oil project--another Islamo-thug (funded by America's ever increasing oil dependency) kills an infidel.

--Barney Frank's retirement is going to be hampered by ObamaCare which is slated to limit his favorite medical procedure: A Colonoscopy.

--Raise your hand if you believe Egypt's upcoming "historical" election will usher in democracy?

JESUS WARNED US ABOUT FALSE MESSIAHS

It seems that President Obama's attempt to "heal America's standing" in the world community has fallen flat. According to a recent Pew survey--our favorability rating among Egyptians is currently 10 points lower than when President Bush was in office.

Jesus warned us about false Messiahs.

JIHAD IS NOT ISLAM: WT...!

‎"Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney was either exhibiting cravenness or naiveté when he uttered the following words in 2009: 'Jihad is not Islam.' In the end--our national security cannot be subjected to such ruinous inclinations."---Burgess Redding

ERDOGAN THE ASS

Turkish Prime Minister Erdogan recently stated that “There are those who use some marginal cases, to equate Islam and Muslims with terrorism, clashes, intolerance and poverty...” So, the slaughter of 3,000 innocents on 9/11 by 19 Muslim men shouting "Allah Akbar" and quoting the Koran was one of those "marginal cases"?

Erdogan: You are an ass!

CHILLING REALIZATION

President Obama's dearth of leadership over our nation's fiscal woes was recently underscored when Supercommittte member Senator Joe Manchin (a Democrat) stated the following: “He's the leader of this great country. We want him to step forward.”

Blinded by skin hue in 2008--some Democrats are starting to wake-up to the chilling realization that their leader can't lead.

WOULDN'T IT

‎"Wouldn't it be sublime if NYC school teachers and their rapacious union overlords (instead of instructing innocent children on how to hug a tree, place a condom on a banana and the proper method of lesbian fisting) simply taught children how to read?"---Burgess Redding

POLITICS AS USUAL

Obama's announcement to delay his decision concerning the fate of the XL pipeline (until after the 2012 election) is the pinnacle fecklessness.

In a blatant attempt to mollify the Carbon Footprint Fanatics who bankrolled his campaign--O is sacrificing thousands of high paying jobs on the altar of political expediency.

Well, what do know--this is a glaring example of what Obama promised to end: "Politics as usual in Washington."

SCREWED

It has been reported that the 'sages' at the TSA spent $40 million on devises called "puffers" to detect explosives. Unfortunately--in the end--the taxpayers got screwed because the puffers failed at every conceivable level.

TSA: THOSE STUPID A**HOLES!

A 1 PERCENTER

The American Federation of Teachers (AFT) is a vociferous supporter of Occupy Wall Street. This might seem just a wee bit disingenuous considering that the union's President Randi Weingarten made well over a half a million dollars in 2010.

That, of course--makes her a 1 percenter. But, hey--who's counting?

BIG FAT ABDICATER

By allowing Occupy Wall Street protesters to morph NYC into a seething cesspool of anarchy and mayhem--Mayor Mike Bloomberg abdicated his number one responsibility: Enforcing the rule of law.

And that's why he is: The billionaire without balls.

LEST THE DIMWITS FORGET

The Palestinian Authority's bid for statehood explicitly contravenes Article 4 of the Charter of the United Nations which declares that any applicant must have decided government control. Lest the dimwits at Turtle Bay forget: Hamas governs over 40% of the Palestinian population.

MAD

"Can the West rely on the Cold War methodology of Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD) in order to contain a nuclear armed Iran? I think this question has already been answered by the more virulent and incendiary passages of the Koran."----Burgess Redding

ISSUES OF THE DAY

‎"Higher corporate taxes are never paid by the 'corporation'--but rather by Joe six-pack."

‎"Manifestly--working with our 'allies' and 'partners' has done absolutely nothing to deter Iran from its indefatigable quest for a nuclear weapon. On this most poignant issue--the leader of the free world is clearly neutered."---Burgess Redding on the issues of the day.

WHAT WOULD THEY CALL HER?

What would the professional race-hustlers (Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, the NAACP and the Congressional Black Caucus) call Sharon Bialek if she were levying similar charges against a black man with a D after his name?

BILLIONAIRE WITHOUT BALLS

By allowing OWSers to morph lower Manhattan into a seething cesspool of violence, mayhem and human defecation--Mayor Mike Bloomberg has explicitly demonstrated that he is a billionaire without balls

WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE?

Where is the outrage by municipal unions (who have joined OWS in their disgust over the bank bailouts) concerning Dodd-Frank? After all--this legislation (passed by a Democrat congress and signed by a Democrat President) does not address the "too big to fail" paradigm.

WELCOME TO HELL, HERMAN

If any black man dare eschew the Ideological Plantation [Democrat Party]--he will incur the wrath of such negative racial stereotypes as sex maniac and incompetent boob.

Welcome to hell, Herman.

IMMEDIATELY

‎"If the State Department is to be diligent and above all honest (the moment Palestinian statehood is granted)--the nascent nation must be immediately added to the following list: State sponsors of terrorism."---Burgess Redding

A FEW WORDS

The 2012 election can be summed up in a few words: WHEN OBAMA LOSES--AMERICA WINS!